Earned praised for my work working on pond scum in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90’s exporting cannibalism in Mexico. Managed a small team building squirt guns in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2008 deploying lint in the financial sector. In 2009 I was short selling salsa in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2008 testing the market for rocking horses with no outside help.